Why is it great to be a female?

Men do not taste chocolate the way women taste it.

Women feel more comfortable with hygiene than men.

Women can use cosmetics on the day when they wake up tired and do not look good.
The women left the sinking Titanic first
The men still insist on paying us for dinner.
Women can wear sandals in the summer without being socially ostracized, unlike men
Only a woman can wear a wig without looking funny.
Women crying cancels out speeding tickets.

A woman has many vague excuses that managers do not understand whenever she has to be absent.